• me: flowers! kittens! pretty skies! calming landscapes!
• also me: knives! cemeteries! blood! ghosts! horror!

bevsi:

me: (gets anxiety about casual fun get together)

(via petitetimidgay)

chocahontas:

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

(Source: gimme10dollas, via autumnlanterns)

mothurs:

friend: you look stressed
me: haha yeah it’s the stress

(via command-shockwave)

wrecknician:

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

(Source: blackshuckofficial, via ashleaxdawne)

Your fave is problematic: Sam Gamgee

earendil-was-a-mariner:

• Said he was dropping no eaves
  
• Was in fact eavesdropping
  

(via leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas)